The Three Laws of Thermodynamics

1) You can't win.

2) You can't break even.

3) You can't get out of the game.

I didn't think of this by the way.

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

Weird Dream (warning: this post contains underaged drinking and consumption of illegal hallucinogens)

My dream last night was weird. It starts off with me riding a manual scooter to Sandy, but Sandy was actually Blueberry on San Andreas. And there was a party going on in this building and I didn't know any of the people that were at the party but i started to ride my scooter around inside of the building and there wasnt much room and i was riding under those doors that are in bars, like the ones that are just pieces of wood that are hinged and bend upwards, and i was riding under those with my scooter ducking and stuff, and when the party was over some guy offered me large quantities of alcohol and i accepted and drank it all and then i started to ride my scooter back home but it was up hill and i was trying to stay to the right of the fog line but i kept swerving because i was drunk and i was super scared that i was going to die so i rode back to the bar to sober up. FLASH FORWARD. im in L.A and its night time and im at these apartments on this hill and there is another party and someone has a monster truck and someone is handing out these post-it notes and licking them so i take one and eat it, and it was laced with PCP but i didnt know it was, then we all went down to this field and the sky was cloudy and purple and was talking to us and it had a face of an old man and it was laughing and everyone was having fun, then someone starts driving their monster truck and im really scared that they are going to crash but i get in anyways and they are driving up this hill and we are still all tripping on PCP so im still scared for my life. then i wake up.

this would be labeled death, cars, and nullification of reality if it were labeled.

im sorry for the run on sentences and stuff but it just needed to be said alright. maybe ill revise it later.